Highway to the Hateful Zone: Celebrating Three Slutty Months of Unamusement Park
It’s that time of the month again — no, not that time, the good time: time for Unamusement Park’s three-month anniversary spectacular! Hurray! Or should I say… Unamusement Park’s three-month...
View ArticleBorn to Hate: Celebrating Four Racist Months of Unamusement Park
Smoke rises from the ruins of Unamusement Park’s recently exploded main Hate Laboratory, illuminated only by a merrily crackling blue-green chemical fire. MUFFLED VOICE: Ow. Something stirs beneath the...
View ArticleThe Pretty Face of Hatred: Celebrating Six Months of Unamusement Park (Act I)
Ladies and gentlemen: at last, the moment you’ve all been waiting for — — unless, of course, you happen to be gifted with a more-than-rudimentary sense of decorum, in which case (a) why, oh why, are...
View ArticleThe Pretty Face of Hatred: Celebrating Eight Months of Unamusement Park (Act...
Ladies and gentlemen: you have been lied to! Previously, the honorable gentlemen behind the reputable racist Internet website “Unamusement Park” were enormously pleased to announce the triumphant...
View ArticleThe Pretty Face of Hatred: Celebrating Eight Months of Unamusement Park (Act...
The “Pretty Face of Hatred” (Act I, Act II part 1) continues with this, the stunning conclusion to Act II: “Let’s Ship All the Blacks Back to Africa.” We would like to remind you that the songs in this...
View ArticleHappy New Year! Kicking off year two of Unamusement Park
Happy New Year! Let’s hope 2012 is better than 2011 — or, failing that, so much worse than 2011 that it brings the whole damn system crumbling down, so we can start over. As Thomas Jefferson once said:...
View ArticleWhole Lotta Hate: Celebrating One Year of Unamusement Park!
Let the celebrations begin! Today, the Internet’s #1 source for silly kittens… … slutty forest faeries… … gratuitous French girls… … and racial hatred… … turns ONE YEAR OLD. Huzzah! A bold new...
View ArticleWho are we arguing with now? Seattle edition
It’s been a while since we did one of these. We recently had cause for celebration as Unamusement Park made the news (finally!) after an intrepid ‘Park reader ranger stapled our flyer on race and crime...
View ArticleCommenter Appreciation Day, May 2012
I hereby declare that the last day of each month shall be Commenter Appreciation Day at Unamusement Park! Huzzah! As a bonus, with this post, the 23rd of the month, May 2012 replaces April 2011 as...
View ArticleCommenter Appreciation Weekend Continues!
Unamusement Park’s first monthly Commenter Appreciation Day Weekend festivities drag on into a third consecutive day of binge drinking and racial hatred, as we are joined here at our secret bunker...
View ArticleMY IDEA! YOU STOLED’ED IT!
As you may be aware, one year ago, I announced that Unamusement Park would cease to exist in its current format — that it would switch to a print publication by the awesome name of Radish. Today, I am...
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